We can't freeze time, but we can pretend....

"In captivity, an average life expectancy for male indoor cats at birth is 12 to 14 years,^[90] with females usually living a year or two longer. However, there have been records of cats reaching into their 20s and 30s, with the oldest known cat, Creme Puff, dying at a verified age of 38." Link

This is my cat Bleep.  She makes me wish cats lived longer.  Fuck.  :/